The Worst Sales Letter of the Year
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Takeaways to Consider
- "The first 10 words are more important than the next ten thousands." —Elmer Sizzle Wheeler
- Margaret's first 10 words: I missed you in the office today when I called.
- "You want to start by upsetting a bucket of gore in the reader's lap and spend the rest of the time cleaning it up." —Bob Scott
- The entire letter is generic corporate gobbledygook.
- "Specifics sell. Generalities don't." —Andrew J. Byrne
- "The hell with your grass seed, what about my lawn?" -Old Axiom
- Can we set up a brief phone call to discuss where exactly we can help you gain the most market share? This puts the ball in John's court, putting the onus on John to contact Margaret. John ain't gonna.
- If Margaret's first phone call went unrequited, John may likely be a "see" guy, not a "hear" guy.
- For example, I am a "see" guy. When someone calls me on the phone, I say, "Please send me something" and hang up.
- "The offer should be so attractive only a lunatic would say no." —Claude Hopkins
- Can we set up a brief phone call to discuss where exactly we can help you gain the most market share? This is a nothing offer.
- Sentences longer than 29 words are extremely difficult to comprehend.
- This letter contains two sentences of 42 words.
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