Two Horrific Business Stories
Is It Smart to Outsource Your Reputation?
April 2007 By Denny HatchIn the News
Grieving couple commits suicide after dog diesHYDERABAD, India (Reuters)—Unable to come to terms with the death of their pet dog, an elderly couple in southern India committed suicide by hanging themselves, police said on Monday ... Police said the childless couple had held a burial ceremony for their dog of 13 years, called “Puppy,” and hosted a feast for friends before hanging themselves in their bedroom. “The couple described the grief over their pet dog in the suicide note they left on March 29,” said police inspector V. Anantaiah.
—Reuters, April 2, 2007
Pet owners become deeply attached to their animals, and the joint suicide of a childless couple in India over the passing of a beloved canine may be extreme, but entirely believable. “Puppy” was very likely the only family they felt that they had.
My wife, Peggy, and I have an orange tabby cat and a feisty black-and-white Cocker Spaniel named Auggie, age 9. A fair part of my day is spent dealing with what goes into—and what comes out of—Auggie.
On the advice of our vet, Auggie is on quite pricey, low-residue Eukanuba dry food. Suddenly, Eukanuba is all over the media not only for making cats and dogs deathly ill with kidney failure, but also for killing legions of pets all over the United States and Canada.
Mercifully, Auggie’s dry food is not affected, but some 60+ million cans and pouches of wet food have been recalled. Not only are Iams/Eukanuba caught in the mess, but also a total of 53 brands of dog food and 42 brands of cat food. Included are the high profile Science Diet, Mighty Dog, and a slew of private label products from such well-known corporations as Food Lion, Foodtown, White Rose, Winn Dixie, Super Fresh/A&P (America’s Choice) and Publix.
If 53 brands of dog food and 42 brands of cat food all contain the same ingredients and are produced in the same manufacturing facility, then isn’t the entire concept of “brand” and “branding” shot to hell?
A Terrible Tale With a Very Long Fuse
You can just imagine the anguish and guilt hundreds—perhaps many thousands—of families are going through as they watch their pets, with big eyes and trusting, loving dispositions, die horrible deaths from kidney failure.
The culprit: a creepy manufacturer in Ontario, Canada, Menu Foods, that imported wheat gluten from China that was tainted with aminopterin (rat poison) and melamine, a chemical used in plastics and in fertilizer in Asia (although not approved for fertilizer in the United States).
When Menu Foods began hearing of problems on Feb. 2, it tested its products on 40 to 50 animals and they began dying on March 2. A total of seven died, with no word on how many were made ill.
Takeaway Points to Consider:
* If something starts to go haywire, don’t sit around hoping things will get better. Deal with it immediately.* If it can get worse, it will.
* The cover-up always makes things worse.
* An aggrieved and angry customer wants to know that a real person is in charge and doing his or her damnedest to make things right. A sales letter signed by 1,000 people—including the engineer that runs the label machine and an assistant shipping clerk—doesn’t cut it.
* A CEO of a company that puts profits ahead of the well-being of its customers should be consigned to Dante’s Ninth Circle in Hell, which is for “Traitors, distinguished from the ‘merely’ fraudulent in that their acts involve betraying one in a special relationship to the betrayer.”
* Outsourcing your reputation is dangerous business.
Web Sites Related to Today's Edition:
Menu Foodshttp://www.menufoods.com
Recalled Cat Foods
http://www.menufoods.com/recall/product_cat.html
Recalled Dog Foods
http://www.menufoods.com/recall/product_dog.html
Iams and Eukanuba Pet Foods
http://tinyurl.com/2gmj8h



