Denny's Daily Zinger: A DED HEDJuly 23, 2014 By Denny Hatch
In their argot, a "headline" is a "hed."
What triggered this column was Hewlett-Packard's full-page advertisement in The New York Times of July 18, 2014, costing $194,166.00.
(See the illustration in the media player at upper right. This design took up roughly 1/3 the full page—small and surrounded by lots of white space.)
"The wickedest of all sins is to run an advertisement with no headline," write David Ogilvy.
Looking at the ad, the nominal hed is:
is un certain
A fat strike-through bar covers the "un," calling attention to the "un" and diminishing the power of "certain."
This so-called hed violates the rules.
"Avoid the 'hard-to-grasp' headline," wrote copywriting legend John Caples, "the headline that requires thought and is not clear at first glance."
"The headline selects the reader," wrote Axel Andersson.
Who is HP talking to and what's the point?
The teeny blue bar at the top of the ad with reversed-out white mouse-type—readable only with a magnifying glass—is the true hed:
An open conversation about shifts in the x86 server market.
So the ad is directed at professionals with a stake in the x86 server market (whatever that is).
This should be the main headline and set in 80-point type.
My opinion: The arty smartypants designer just threw $194,166.00 down the sewer. And the jerkwater account executive did not know any better.
"God protect us from amateurs!" cried Henry Castor, my boss many years ago.
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