Better Living Through Chemistry

• Dennis Kozlowski, 59, former CEO of Tyco—currently serving 8-1/3 to 25 years in the Mid-State Correctional Facility, Marcey, N.Y.
• Ken Lay, 64, founder of Enron—cheated the jailers by assuming room temperature on July 5, 2006 before he was sentenced.
• Joseph Nacchio, 58, former CEO of Qwest Communications—sentenced last week to six years in prison.
• John Rigas, 80, founder of Adelphia Communications Corp.—lost his appeal and will begin serving a 15-year sentence Aug. 13, 2007.
• Timothy J. Regas, 51, son of John Rigas and former CFO of Adelphia Communications Corp.—lost his appeal and will begin serving a 20-year sentence Aug. 13, 2007.
• Jeffrey Skilling, 53, CEO of Enron—is serving 24 years, four months in the Federal Correctional Institution, Waseca, Minn.
- People:
- Babe Ruth
- Barry Bonds
- Bob Costas
- Bud Selig
- Carl Furillo
- Curt Shilling
- David Beckham
- George Weiss
- Hammerin Hank
- Henry Aaron
- Jackie Robinson
- Janie McCauley
- Jim Bunning
- Jonah Freedman
- Jose Conseco
- Kirk Radomski
- LeBron James
- Mark McGuire
- Mel Allen
- Michael Vick
- Patrick Arnold
- Pee Wee Reese
- Roger Bannister
- Roger Maris
- Ted Williams
- Tiger Woods
- Tim Donaghy
- Willie Mays
- Places:
- Ogden, Utah

Denny Hatch is the author of six books on marketing and four novels, and is a direct marketing writer, designer and consultant. His latest book is “Write Everything Right!” Visit him at dennyhatch.com.