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Denny Hatch's Blog

Denny Hatch's Blog

By Denny Hatch

About Denny

Author, direct marketing guru, and always entertaining Denny Hatch focuses on a major story in the news and shows how businesses can take advantage of–or avoid the pitfalls from–the lessons to be learned in terms of marketing, sales, PR and communications.

 

Mobile-First Marketing

Greg Hoy
Cross-Device Is the Cornerstone of Your Marketing Plan
Dec 17, 2014

As smartphones and tablets evolve, the bright lines that previously separated digital, print, TV, mobile and PC are now beginning...



The Integrated Email

Cyndie Shaffstall
5 Shades of Pop-Up Email Acquisition
Dec 15, 2014

As marketers, one of the biggest challenges we face is growing our marketing list at a rate higher than our...



The Data Athlete

Mike Ferranti
Data Athletes in Modern Organizations
Dec 16, 2014

Let's look at the ideas, insights and strategies for becoming what I have termed a "Data Athlete." This term has...



Muscle Marketing

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Converting Your Social Media Triple-Fs: Friends, Followers and Fans
Dec 16, 2014

I've heard many gurus, marketers and publishers brag about their social media followers. They'll say things like, "Isn't it great...



Making Social Sell

Jeff Molander
5 LinkedIn Best Practices That Don't Work
Dec 12, 2014

Prediction: 95 percent of sales reps and distributors will invest time in LinkedIn best practices that fail to generate leads...



Direct Mail for the Modern Marketer

Summer Gould
QR Codes Can Make Your Direct Mail More Effective
Dec 11, 2014

Direct mail is an effective way to reach prospects and customers. But, we have to admit that both customers and...



Reinventing Direct

Gary Hennerberg
5 Numeric Speed Bumps to Higher Conversion
Dec 10, 2014

Ah, the holiday season. Your prospects are moving fast these days in an always-on world, with all the trimmings of...



Brand Matters

Andrea Syverson
Take Along, Share and Simplify: Essential Verbs to Enhance Your Brand Strategy in 2015, Part 2
Dec 9, 2014

Back in November, I shared with you two essential verbs to enhance your brand strategy: amaze and respect. Now I...



Marketing Sustainably

Chet Dalzell
‘Programmatic’ Goes the World - Media Buying Is Audience Buying
Dec 8, 2014

Direct marketers have long had a love affair with data-driven media buying. In the world of direct mail, for example,...



Big Data, Small Data, Clean Data, Messy Data

Stephen  H. Yu
Smart Data - Not Big Data
Dec 4, 2014

As a concerned data professional, I am already plotting an exit strategy from this Big Data hype. Because like any...



The Power Punch

Carolyn Goodman
Mergers and Acquisitions: A Challenge to Brand Loyalty
Dec 5, 2014

In the late 1990's, I discovered ShareBuilder—an easy way to buy stocks (and even fractions of a single stock) through...



IMM-Possible ROI

Stephanie Miller
Mastering the Complexities of Multichannel Digital Marketing
Dec 2, 2014

Integration is like the Holy Grail of marketing. Connecting the dots at the customer level, across channels, devices and owned...



Ruthless B-to-B Marketing

Ruth P.  Stevens
Named Account Marketing: New Tools and Techniques to Reach a Limited Universe
Dec 1, 2014

Some B-to-B marketers know exactly what accounts are in their target market. What a luxury! These marketers can eliminate the...



Keeping Search Profitable

Amanda G. Watlington, Ph.D.
If Your Site Is Not Mobile-Friendly—Fix It Now!
Nov 25, 2014

If you rely on search to assist new users in finding your site, you must now make sure that your...



Here's What Counts

Chuck McLeester
How Do You Spell ROI?
Nov 20, 2014

Return on Investment: Everybody's talking about ROI, but not everyone agrees on what it is. Given the various ways that...



Marketing Nuggets

Michael Lowenstein
Marketing Success Is (Almost) All About the Data: Optimizing Customer Loyalty Behavior Initiatives
Oct 7, 2014

Much of what I've learned over the years about sales, marketing and customer service has to do with the critical...



Triple Venti Dolce Data...

Vince Pickett
Clue Me In, Please
Aug 21, 2013

So here we are, halfway through 2013. You, along with everyone, are still trying to find that magic formula to...



Who's Your Data?

Rio Longacre
Instagram: Does It Matter That It Will Make Money on Your Pics?
Dec 19, 2012

Instagram announced the company will soon begin using your content to sell targeted advertising products to the highest bidder. Does...



SEO & Content Marketing Revue

Heather Lloyd-Martin
5 Tips for Top Positioning (And Converting) Page Titles
Aug 11, 2010

Wondering about a SEO content strategy that offers the biggest impact in the shortest time? Try tweaking your page titles....



Yblog

Yory Wurmser
Privacy in the Age of Big Data
Jul 10, 2013

Consumers reveal more than ever before consciously through social media and, just as importantly, unconsciously through their behaviors. This data...



The Whole Magilla

Ken Magill
What Marketers Can Learn From Maine's Political Email Idiocy
Feb 24, 2012

It finally happened. Politicians' idiotic email practices had a measurable negative effect. "Maine Republican Party chairman Charlie Webster has admitted...



Online Video Marketing Deep Dive

Eve Grey
Are Your Videos Champions of Your Brand?
Feb 3, 2014

If you advertise in an ordinary way, it's safe to expect ordinary results. However, when you take the extreme and...



Think Mobility

Greg Hickman
‘I Can't Because, I Need ... ’
Oct 7, 2013

Does this sound like you? Have you ever set up a goal, but then realized (either quickly or too late)...



Two Words That Wrecked an Otherwise Superb e-Sales Pitch

 
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[NOTE: All names and numbers have been changed to protect the inept.]

"Always see a salesman once," said my first boss and mentor, children's book publisher (and ace salesman) Franklin Watts.

The reason is obvious: you never know when (1) the guy has something to make you rich or (2) he is so good that you should hire him.

During 50 years in business, I have been receptive to reasonable blandishments from strangers by phone, letter, in person and—in recent years—e-mail.

James O'Malley called me and said that during this recession, many companies were having trouble getting paid. He said that his firm was employed by a number of direct marketing companies to collect overdue receivables and asked if I could use his services.

I gave him my usual line, "I'm a 'see' guy, not a 'hear' guy. Could you e-mail me some information?"

O'Malley said he would. Did I have any outstanding receivables currently that would require his services? I said that I did not, but who knows what the future would bring.

Five minutes later I received the following e-mail from James O'Malley:

your new Legal & Collection firm

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 11:02 AM

From:

"James O'Malley" <jomalley@b-s-minc.com>

To: dennyhatch@yahoo.com

Message contains attachments

BSM 2009 EMAIL Packet (James O'Malley) PC.doc (42KB)

Denny,

We spoke today about protecting your company on current and future collection issues. Our collection ratios are more than double those of in house attempts, OR competing attorneys and collection firms, and many times we can collect within 3-5 business days. Attached please find the information you requested regarding our firm, along with a placement form.

Please get together the exact amount, invoice number, and date of invoices as soon as possible.

We are excited about the opportunity to help dramatically increase your cash flow. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me at the number below.

 <see attachments>

Sincerely,

James O'Malley
Client Services Manager
800.555.8020
602.555.8041

www.b-s-minc.com

So far so good, I thought, as I clicked on the attachment. I believed James O'Malley cared about me, wanted my business and spent serious time trying to woo me. After all, he called and asked for me by name and immediately followed up with a personalized e-mail. This was a thoroughgoing professional sales effort that made me feel important.

"It's a basic tenet of selling," wrote the late copy guru Bill Jayme, "that in the marketplace as in theater, there is indeed a factor at work called 'the willing suspension of disbelief.'"

The attachment—which arrived in Word—was three pages. The first page was a memo from James O'Malley describing the history of his company and why I should use his services. Page two was a description of precisely what services O'Malley's firm could provide. And the third page was a form for me to fill out to get the ball rolling.

Alas, the first page was NOT a personal memo to me from James O'Malley. Here is how it read:

To: Potential Client

From: James O'Malley

As mentioned, the attachment was in Word format, which means he could have spent an additional two seconds replacing "Potential Client" with "Denny Hatch" and closed the loop, making me believe that he was talking exclusively and personally to me.

Instead of a highly professional personal message, O'Malley threw an e-pie in my face, saying in effect, "Yeah, I'm sending this to a lot of people. You're a big boy. You understand."

In short, he broke the spell and triggered what Hemingway called my "shockproof, built-in shit detector."

In addition, the following two sentences in the memo are grammatically incorrect:

 >>Our combined 75 years of experience, professionalism and dedication to our clients, allows us to exceed all industry standards and provide you with the most expeditious results. <<

(The verbs—"allows" and "provide"—should agree.)

>>By utilizing our vast resources, as well as our investigating techniques to determine the debtor's financial condition, provides us the information needed to best collect the account. <<

(The first word should be deleted.)

Admittedly, these are small details, but they indicate sloppy preparation. Would I trust these careless people to be in direct contact with my customers and clients—those folks who hopefully will be paying their bills on time once this damned recession is over and long after O'Malley's services are no longer required?

Uh-uh.

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