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Denny Hatch's Blog

Denny Hatch's Blog

By Denny Hatch

About Denny

Author, direct marketing guru, and always entertaining Denny Hatch focuses on a major story in the news and shows how businesses can take advantage of–or avoid the pitfalls from–the lessons to be learned in terms of marketing, sales, PR and communications.

 

The Power Punch

Carolyn Goodman
Marketing Awards: What Are They Good For?
May 22, 2015

When I first started in this business, I remember that our new business pitch at Ogilvy & Mather Direct always...



Here's What Counts

Chuck McLeester
Why Won’t Millennials Call Me?
May 21, 2015

Maybe it all started with AOL Instant Messenger when they were teens. They created acronyms like PIR (parent in room),...



Search Made Simple

Phil Frost
How to Double Your Landing Page Conversion Rates With 6 Easy Tune-ups
May 20, 2015

One of the biggest mistakes you can make with your Google AdWords campaign is failing to optimize your landing page....



The Data Athlete

Mike Ferranti
Target Marketing Analytics Isn't Reporting
May 19, 2015

Today, virtually all organizations have challenges in effectively leveraging analytics to drive business performance. Odds are pretty good that when...



Creative Caffeine

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10 Marketing Clichés I'd Challenge to a Fight if I Met Them in the Street
May 18, 2015

There you are, minding your own business, when it rounds the corner and rams into you full speed: the copywriting...



Making Social Sell

Jeff Molander
Is InMail Worth It? 3 Reasons It May Not Be.
May 15, 2015

Is InMail worth it? LinkedIn wants you to think so. But is it a good investment for you, in your...



Direct Mail for the Modern Marketer

Summer Gould
Direct Mail: A New Perspective
May 14, 2015

The key to effective direct mail is perspective. Perspective is a particular attitude toward or way of regarding something; a...



Ruthless B-to-B Marketing

Ruth P.  Stevens
A Case Study in Data-driven B-to-B Customer Acquisition Marketing
May 14, 2015

While preparing case studies for my new book, I had the fun of interviewing a bunch of very smart B-to-B...



Reinventing Direct

Gary Hennerberg
Why Direct Mail Won’t Die
May 13, 2015

You've seen the proclamations over the years that direct mail is near death, along with the counter-arguments that it's nowhere...



Big Data, Small Data, Clean Data, Messy Data

Stephen  H. Yu
How to Outsource Analytics
May 5, 2015

In this series, I have been emphasizing the importance of statistical modeling in almost every article. While there are plenty...



Psychology-Based Marketing

Jeanette McMurtry
Dysrationalia and Other Consumer Disorders
May 12, 2015

It's true. Most consumers suffer from a bad case of dysrationalia which, according to Keith Stanovich, emeritus professor of applied...



Marketing Sustainably

Chet Dalzell
Benchmarking: There's No Such Thing as an Average 2% Response Rate
May 11, 2015

It seems easy enough to answer the question: How to know if a marketing campaign measures up? But managing client...



IMM-Possible ROI

Stephanie Miller
Your Secret Weapon for Amplification: Employees!
May 7, 2015

There are sales enablement programs, partner and channel enablement programs and even influencer enablement programs. Why are there then, so...



Keeping Search Profitable

Amanda G. Watlington, Ph.D.
Any Time Is Search Time for Consumers
Apr 28, 2015

At a baseball game the other day, I couldn't help but notice how many people in my seating area were...



Brand Matters

Andrea Syverson
I Dare You: Create a Brand Challenge!
Mar 17, 2015

Challenging something we do quite naturally and easily is indeed the perfect challenge. We all get into ruts—some even good...



The Integrated Email

Cyndie Shaffstall
Google Announces Significant Changes
Mar 9, 2015

As a marketer who uses email, you know as well as I do, your campaigns do not stand alone. Without...



Mobile-First Marketing

Greg Hoy
5 Mobile Marketing Trends You Can't Ignore in 2015
Jan 14, 2015

I don't have to tell you that we are living in a mobile-first world that continues to drive brands to...



Muscle Marketing

Wendy Montes de Oca
Converting Your Social Media Triple-Fs: Friends, Followers and Fans
Dec 16, 2014

I've heard many gurus, marketers and publishers brag about their social media followers. They'll say things like, "Isn't it great...



Marketing Nuggets

Michael Lowenstein
Marketing Success Is (Almost) All About the Data: Optimizing Customer Loyalty Behavior Initiatives
Oct 7, 2014

Much of what I've learned over the years about sales, marketing and customer service has to do with the critical...



Triple Venti Dolce Data...

Vince Pickett
Clue Me In, Please
Aug 21, 2013

So here we are, halfway through 2013. You, along with everyone, are still trying to find that magic formula to...



Who's Your Data?

Rio Longacre
Instagram: Does It Matter That It Will Make Money on Your Pics?
Dec 19, 2012

Instagram announced the company will soon begin using your content to sell targeted advertising products to the highest bidder. Does...



SEO & Content Marketing Revue

Heather Lloyd-Martin
5 Tips for Top Positioning (And Converting) Page Titles
Aug 11, 2010

Wondering about a SEO content strategy that offers the biggest impact in the shortest time? Try tweaking your page titles....



Yblog

Yory Wurmser
Privacy in the Age of Big Data
Jul 10, 2013

Consumers reveal more than ever before consciously through social media and, just as importantly, unconsciously through their behaviors. This data...



The Whole Magilla

Ken Magill
What Marketers Can Learn From Maine's Political Email Idiocy
Feb 24, 2012

It finally happened. Politicians' idiotic email practices had a measurable negative effect. "Maine Republican Party chairman Charlie Webster has admitted...



Online Video Marketing Deep Dive

Eve Grey
Are Your Videos Champions of Your Brand?
Feb 3, 2014

If you advertise in an ordinary way, it's safe to expect ordinary results. However, when you take the extreme and...



Think Mobility

Greg Hickman
‘I Can't Because, I Need ... ’
Oct 7, 2013

Does this sound like you? Have you ever set up a goal, but then realized (either quickly or too late)...



Two Words That Wrecked an Otherwise Superb e-Sales Pitch

 
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[NOTE: All names and numbers have been changed to protect the inept.]

"Always see a salesman once," said my first boss and mentor, children's book publisher (and ace salesman) Franklin Watts.

The reason is obvious: you never know when (1) the guy has something to make you rich or (2) he is so good that you should hire him.

During 50 years in business, I have been receptive to reasonable blandishments from strangers by phone, letter, in person and—in recent years—e-mail.

James O'Malley called me and said that during this recession, many companies were having trouble getting paid. He said that his firm was employed by a number of direct marketing companies to collect overdue receivables and asked if I could use his services.

I gave him my usual line, "I'm a 'see' guy, not a 'hear' guy. Could you e-mail me some information?"

O'Malley said he would. Did I have any outstanding receivables currently that would require his services? I said that I did not, but who knows what the future would bring.

Five minutes later I received the following e-mail from James O'Malley:

your new Legal & Collection firm

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 11:02 AM

From:

"James O'Malley" <jomalley@b-s-minc.com>

To: dennyhatch@yahoo.com

Message contains attachments

BSM 2009 EMAIL Packet (James O'Malley) PC.doc (42KB)

Denny,

We spoke today about protecting your company on current and future collection issues. Our collection ratios are more than double those of in house attempts, OR competing attorneys and collection firms, and many times we can collect within 3-5 business days. Attached please find the information you requested regarding our firm, along with a placement form.

Please get together the exact amount, invoice number, and date of invoices as soon as possible.

We are excited about the opportunity to help dramatically increase your cash flow. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me at the number below.

 <see attachments>

Sincerely,

James O'Malley
Client Services Manager
800.555.8020
602.555.8041

www.b-s-minc.com

So far so good, I thought, as I clicked on the attachment. I believed James O'Malley cared about me, wanted my business and spent serious time trying to woo me. After all, he called and asked for me by name and immediately followed up with a personalized e-mail. This was a thoroughgoing professional sales effort that made me feel important.

"It's a basic tenet of selling," wrote the late copy guru Bill Jayme, "that in the marketplace as in theater, there is indeed a factor at work called 'the willing suspension of disbelief.'"

The attachment—which arrived in Word—was three pages. The first page was a memo from James O'Malley describing the history of his company and why I should use his services. Page two was a description of precisely what services O'Malley's firm could provide. And the third page was a form for me to fill out to get the ball rolling.

Alas, the first page was NOT a personal memo to me from James O'Malley. Here is how it read:

To: Potential Client

From: James O'Malley

As mentioned, the attachment was in Word format, which means he could have spent an additional two seconds replacing "Potential Client" with "Denny Hatch" and closed the loop, making me believe that he was talking exclusively and personally to me.

Instead of a highly professional personal message, O'Malley threw an e-pie in my face, saying in effect, "Yeah, I'm sending this to a lot of people. You're a big boy. You understand."

In short, he broke the spell and triggered what Hemingway called my "shockproof, built-in shit detector."

In addition, the following two sentences in the memo are grammatically incorrect:

 >>Our combined 75 years of experience, professionalism and dedication to our clients, allows us to exceed all industry standards and provide you with the most expeditious results. <<

(The verbs—"allows" and "provide"—should agree.)

>>By utilizing our vast resources, as well as our investigating techniques to determine the debtor's financial condition, provides us the information needed to best collect the account. <<

(The first word should be deleted.)

Admittedly, these are small details, but they indicate sloppy preparation. Would I trust these careless people to be in direct contact with my customers and clients—those folks who hopefully will be paying their bills on time once this damned recession is over and long after O'Malley's services are no longer required?

Uh-uh.

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