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Denny Hatch's Blog

Denny Hatch's Blog

By Denny Hatch

About Denny

Author, direct marketing guru, and always entertaining Denny Hatch focuses on a major story in the news and shows how businesses can take advantage of–or avoid the pitfalls from–the lessons to be learned in terms of marketing, sales, PR and communications.

 

The Power Punch

Carolyn Goodman
Death of the Salesman
Nov 21, 2014

There's no question that the Willy Lomans of this world have been dying a slow, agonizing death—only instead of losing...



Here's What Counts

Chuck McLeester
How Do You Spell ROI?
Nov 20, 2014

Return on Investment: Everybody's talking about ROI, but not everyone agrees on what it is. Given the various ways that...



Mobile-First Marketing

Greg Hoy
Tracking Mobile Ad Effectiveness With Real-Time Data
Nov 19, 2014

The volume of mobile data and the speed at which it is created continues to increase as the global population...



Muscle Marketing

Wendy Montes de Oca
The Power of Interstitials … Are You Using Them?
Nov 18, 2014

Whether your goal is cross-selling or lead generation, interstitials are a great way to get your website visitors' attention and...



The Integrated Email

Cyndie Shaffstall
Moving Upstream on Cart Abandonment
Nov 17, 2014

After speaking at a conference on the topic of email automation for your online store, I was approached by more...



Making Social Sell

Jeff Molander
Social Selling on LinkedIn Doesn’t Require Thought Leadership (Part 2 of 3)
Nov 14, 2014

This social selling best practice is actually the worst—causing frustration and failure. I'm talking about "becoming a thought leader in...



Brand Matters

Andrea Syverson
Take Along, Share and Simplify: Essential Verbs to Enhance Your Brand Strategy in 2015, Part 2
Dec 9, 2014

Back in November, I shared with you two essential verbs to enhance your brand strategy: amaze and respect. Now I...



Direct Mail for the Modern Marketer

Summer Gould
What Can Variable Data Do for Your Direct Mail?
Nov 13, 2014

A direct mail piece is an effective way to reach out to your customers, putting your brand directly in their...



Reinventing Direct

Gary Hennerberg
How to Neutralize the Risk of Backfire
Nov 12, 2014

The mid-term elections are over, where widely divergent points-of-view are on display. The political campaign season (which one could argue...



Marketing Sustainably

Chet Dalzell
The 'Sustainability' of Giving Back: How Marketers Look After Their Own
Nov 10, 2014

Sustainability in business is often referred to as "the triple bottom line"—financial, environmental and social. This past week, I had...



Big Data, Small Data, Clean Data, Messy Data

Stephen  H. Yu
Not All Databases Are Created Equal
Nov 6, 2014

Not all databases are created equal. No kidding. That is like saying that not all cars are the same, or...



Ruthless B-to-B Marketing

Ruth P.  Stevens
What the Growth of Inside Sales Means to B-to-B Marketers
Nov 4, 2014

I heard an arresting comment at the LeadsCon conference in New York in August. The speaker claimed that inside sales...



Keeping Search Profitable

Amanda G. Watlington, Ph.D.
Giving Organic Search Credit
Oct 28, 2014

For many marketers, the end of the year marks the end of their budget cycle. It is certainly not revealed...



Marketing Nuggets

Michael Lowenstein
Marketing Success Is (Almost) All About the Data: Optimizing Customer Loyalty Behavior Initiatives
Oct 7, 2014

Much of what I've learned over the years about sales, marketing and customer service has to do with the critical...



Triple Venti Dolce Data...

Vince Pickett
Clue Me In, Please
Aug 21, 2013

So here we are, halfway through 2013. You, along with everyone, are still trying to find that magic formula to...



Who's Your Data?

Rio Longacre
Instagram: Does It Matter That It Will Make Money on Your Pics?
Dec 19, 2012

Instagram announced the company will soon begin using your content to sell targeted advertising products to the highest bidder. Does...



SEO & Content Marketing Revue

Heather Lloyd-Martin
5 Tips for Top Positioning (And Converting) Page Titles
Aug 11, 2010

Wondering about a SEO content strategy that offers the biggest impact in the shortest time? Try tweaking your page titles....



Yblog

Yory Wurmser
Privacy in the Age of Big Data
Jul 10, 2013

Consumers reveal more than ever before consciously through social media and, just as importantly, unconsciously through their behaviors. This data...



The Whole Magilla

Ken Magill
What Marketers Can Learn From Maine's Political Email Idiocy
Feb 24, 2012

It finally happened. Politicians' idiotic email practices had a measurable negative effect. "Maine Republican Party chairman Charlie Webster has admitted...



Online Video Marketing Deep Dive

Eve Grey
Are Your Videos Champions of Your Brand?
Feb 3, 2014

If you advertise in an ordinary way, it's safe to expect ordinary results. However, when you take the extreme and...



Think Mobility

Greg Hickman
‘I Can't Because, I Need ... ’
Oct 7, 2013

Does this sound like you? Have you ever set up a goal, but then realized (either quickly or too late)...



Beware Publicity Hounds

 
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My private electronic archive of news stories contains nearly 50,000 items, indexed and cross-indexed, going back five years when I started my e-zine, BusinessCommon
Sense.com.

The point of the e-zine is to take current news stories and connect dots that trace back to the reader's business, career and life.

Such was the case today when two stories about publicity hounds smacked me in the face and got me to wondering what would happen if an employee or associate of mine got into the business of self-promotion for the sake of self-promotion to the detriment of the company or society. The two publicity hounds:

Kristin Davis, Candidate for Governor of New York
I first became aware of Eliot Spitzer's blonde, buxom madam when she was ranked #1 in New York Magazine's story titled "The Greatest Tarts in New York History (An Illustrated Guide)."

The lede: "New York's latest famous tart is most likely destined to be a footnote to the Eliot Spitzer scandal. . ."

Davis is not a footnote. She's announced for Governor of New York, and somehow I am on her fershlugginer e-mail list, even though I moved out of New York State in 1970.

Today's press release irritated the hell out of me on two counts:

* Davis "called for the repeal of the pension of any public official who resign their office in disgrace to face legal charges. Davis held a press conference outside former Governor Spitzer's apartment at 985 Fifth Ave." The press release continued:

"Why should we pay a billionaire who disgraced his office and his State?" asked Davis who served four months on Rikers Island after being convicted of promoting prostitution and before becoming a women's rights advocate. Davis did four months in prison while Spitzer was not indicted or charged with a crime.

Suddenly the thing became all about her, rather than saving money for the citizens of New York.

* Re-read the mangled syntax:  ". . .called for the repeal of the pension of any public official who resign their office in disgrace to face legal charges."

-". . . any public official who resign their office. . ." (should be "resigns")

-"their office in disgrace" (a single public official does not resign "their" office. It should be "his" office-or "his or her office." Personally I despise "his or her" and would simply use "from office.")

Desirée Rogers, White House Social Secretary
The story in today's New York Times that caught my eye was Peter Baker's piece titled "Obama Social Secretary Ran Into Sharp Elbows." It described the internal White House struggles of an unhappy Desirée Rogers, a long-time buddy of the Obamas, who became social secretary, screwed up big time, was fired and whined that her side of the story "had been lost in the swirl of hearings, backbiting and paparazzi-like coverage."

I knew two prior White House social secretaries: Letitia (Tish) Baldrige (Jacqueline Kennedy) and Mary Jane McCaffrey (Mamie Eisenhower)—both classy, extraordinarily efficient and wonderfully hospitable people who did their jobs to perfection by staying in the background and allowing POTUS and FLOTUS to shine.

I first became aware of Desirée Rogers from the 3,700-word story in the April 30, 2009 issue of the glossy Wall Street Journal magazine, WSJ. How could anyone not be aware of this stunning woman staring out at you from the cover wearing a black designer dress, her ringless left hand placed front and center on her shapely knee and a come-hither look that said, "Hey, guys, I'm not married."

Rogers positioned herself as "Brand Obama" and hobnobbed in the fashion world, where she was frequently photographed in borrowed outfits and six-figure jewelry.

I was frankly bothered by her. Whatever anybody thinks about this new president and his wife, it cannot be denied that they hit the ground running and are working their butts off, while this smoky bimbo was upstaging them.

When the Obamas threw their first state dinner, Desirée Rogers failed to set up a secure screening operation and attended the affair as a guest.

The eyebrows of TV viewers were raised when a glam couple sashayed hand-in-hand past the assembled press corps—he in de rigueur black tie, she in a stunning diaphanous red and gold sari-like outfit—where they paused for photographs and then beetled off for the pre-dinner reception.

Most of our raised eyebrows were for the drop-dead gorgeous blonde, but the eyebrows of a few media insiders shot up to their hairlines when they recognized Tareq and Michaele Salahi, a couple of crazed publicity hounds and world-class phonies from Virginia horse country.

The following morning, the two people in charge of the affair, Desirée Rogers and Secret Service chief Mark Sullivan, discovered they had been made to look like chumps by an outrageous pair of rapscallions.

Rogers, Sullivan and the Salahis were invited to testify before a House Homeland Security subcommittee. The White House, in violation of its promised transparency, exercised the old separation-of-powers ruse and Rogers failed to show. The Salahis also were no-shows.

That left an abject and humiliated Mark Sullivan to take the fall and be subjected to withering examination by the members of congress. "It's the Secret Service's job to take a bullet for the president," said Rep. Charlie Dent (R-PA), "but not the president's staff."

It was really O.K., the committee was assured by Sullivan, because the couple had passed through a metal scanner that would have detected the presence of non-plastic firearms. "I'm confident that there was no threat to the president," Sullivan reiterated many times in many ways.

However, the caper had a sinister side when it was pointed out that the couple could have emptied their pockets and purse of anthrax, killing 337 of the most important people in the world—including the president and the next two people in line to succeed him, Vice President Joe Biden and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

This would have elevated the president pro tem of the senate, 92-year-old Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia, to the presidency of the United States.

Some takeaways to consider:

* Don’t change the subject of a press release and turn it into a vehicle for personal redemption.

* Get someone who knows the English language to go over the spelling, syntax and punctuation of all documents released to the public, so you don’t look like an incompetent jerk.

* If you find publicity hounds on staff that are getting too big for their knickers—and are becoming the face and brand of your company—don’t wait for a screw up or real damage. Assemble a paper trail and can them.

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