Desperate Times for General Ad Agencies
Resorting to Humor to Pay the Bills
November 2006 By Denny HatchIn the News
Holiday Marketers Play the Humor CardTHE advertising approach for the coming holiday shopping season is shaping up as more ha-ha-ha than ho-ho-ho. With Halloween out of the way, Madison Avenue is bringing out campaigns intended to stimulate retail sales for Christmas and Hanukkah. The tack many ads are taking is humorous, ranging from wry subtlety to fall-down slapstick, rather than traditionally sentimental, schmaltzy or straightforward.
—Stuart Elliott, The New York Times, Nov. 7, 2006
At the end of this issue is an illustration from an upcoming Campbell’s Soup commercial that urges consumers to “Make some holiday magic.” It depicts the branch of an evergreen tree reaching through an open window and grabbing some green bean casserole.
The viewer will think, “My isn’t that cute and clever,” and remember the gag, but not the Campbell Soup.
Be well-mannered, but don’t be a clown. People don’t buy from bad-mannered salesmen, and research has shown that they don’t buy from bad-mannered advertisements. It’s easier to sell people with a friendly handshake than by hitting them over the head with a hammer. You should try to charm the consumer into buying your product. This doesn’t mean that your advertisements should be cute or comic. People don’t buy from clowns.
—David Ogilvy
With very few exceptions, humor in advertising doesn’t work.
So what’s Madison Avenue up to?
Background
My family bought our first television set in late 1947. I remember Tuesday, June 8, 1948, when vaudeville and Borscht Circuit comedian Milton Berle appeared on NBC’s Texaco Star Theater and was falling-off-your-chair funny. Soon thereafter, Berle was signed as the permanent host and began a reign of television supremacy that lasted until 1956 when “Uncle Miltie,” the king of television, was toppled off the throne by a half-hour show on ABC starring—of all people—Bishop Fulton J. Sheen.
During those first three years—1948 to 1950—Tuesday nights were bad times for restaurants, movies, concerts and the theater. They were a disaster for NBC’s competitors. Berle, whose show was seen from 8:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m., was watched by an average of 84 percent of U.S. households.
Sixteen years later, in 1964, the highest rated show was the “Beverly Hillbillies” with an average viewership of 41 percent of households.
In 2000, the top show “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” was watched by only 11 percent of American households.
What do these numbers say? In the late 1940s and early 1950s, if you wanted to advertise on network television and reach a huge audience, you had four choices: ABC, CBS, NBC and Dumont. Forty years later—with the advent of 100 cable channels that provide niche programming to niche audiences—advertisers are faced with the horrendous challenge of reaching far less people on exponentially more channels.
Takeaway Points to Consider:
* “Is your copy funny or cute? (Avoid humor at all costs.)”—Milt Pierce, Freelancer
* “For the Tufts School of Veterinary Medicine’s newsletter, Your Dog, I wrote a letter from the Dean of the Veterinary School emphasizing the credentials and expertise of their canine authorities. Then I added a second lift note—from a dog!—explaining why dogs hate the newsletter. (It makes their owners too knowledgeable, and teaches owners how to break dogs’ bad habits!) Humor is usually risky, but in this case, proved highly effective. It added significantly to the strength of this control.”
—Barbara Harrison, Freelancer
* Note that Barbara Harrison used humor in a peripheral element—the lift note. It wasn’t the main thrust of the effort.
* “Don’t use humor.”
—Craig Huey, President, Direct Marketing Creative Group
* “Don’t be cute. Your advertisement can entertain a million readers—and not sell one of them.”
—Andrew Byrne, Freelancer
* “Your job is to sell, not entertain.”
—Jack Maxson, Freelancer (who put Brookstone on the map)
* “Be well-mannered, but don’t be a clown. People don’t buy from bad-mannered salesmen, and research has shown that they don’t buy from bad-mannered advertisements. It’s easier to sell people with a friendly handshake than by hitting them over the head with a hammer. You should try to charm the consumer into buying your product. This doesn’t mean that your advertisements should be cute or comic. People don’t buy from clowns.”
—David Ogilvy
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Arbitron
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The Advertising Artwork of Dr. Seuss
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