High Tech Run Amok
Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should
May 2007 By Denny HatchIn the News
Skipping CD Ruins Brit’s Lip-Synched ConcertIt’s not much of a secret that Britney Spears and many of today’s pop stars choose to lip synch while performing, but every now and then, the technology that affords them the chance to sing silently comes back to burn them. On Saturday night during an Orlando show, Britney Spears was booed mid-show when her backing track skipped five times during the 15 minute show, MTV UK is reporting. Spears reportedly played down the incident, and kept cranking out her five-song show.
—AOL News, May 21, 2007
As one fan wrote in a blog:
In her concerts when her microphone is turned on for her to talk to the audience, you can hear Spears gasping and trying to catch her breath and seconds later when she breaks back into song, she is smoothly singing without a problem, yet somehow her fans are just catching on that she might not be the “live” singer they thought she was.
Last week, America’s hottest little pop tart was hoist by her own petard. During her show in Orlando, Fla., the CD to which she was lip-synching started skipping.
The result was a chorus of boos.
When an audience spends up to $500 on a scalped ticket to see a live performance—only to discover that the singer is lip-synching—this is a rip-off.
In show biz—and marketing—technology cannot cover up a mediocre product for very long.
Our Dazzling High-tech World
When my wife, Peggy, and I got into a taxi at the Madrid Airport and told the driver that we wanted to go to the Hotel Orfila, he did not understand and spoke no English. Peggy showed him the hotel name and street address—Orfila, 6—on our Expedia receipt. Still, he had no idea where it was.
Peggy travels with a BlackBerry. As we pulled away from the airport, Peggy logged on to T-Mobile’s affiliate in Spain, a service called MovieStar. She found the phone number of the Hotel Orfila and dialed it on the BlackBerry.
After a few words with the hotel receptionist in English, Peggy handed the BlackBerry to the driver who got instructions in Spanish.
Whereupon, he punched the address into his GPS direction finder and up came a map on his Mercedes’ dashboard screen. As we proceeded into town, the map unreeled before us, and a lady with a soothing voice gave instructions in Spanish on what to do at each fork and turn.
What would have been a wildly expensive nightmare as little as three years ago turned out to be a straight shot to the Orfila.
And we thanked whatever gods there be for modern technology.
As a kid in the 1940s, it took three days by train for me to get from Long Island, N.Y., to visit my grandmother in Los Angeles. I am still astonished that I can enter a tube full of people in Philadelphia and be in Madrid six hours later.
Takeaway Points to Consider:
* Technology can enhance a business, but it also can ruin it.* Below is a hyperlink to an Industry Standard story about Boo.com, “the gateway to world cool” that was going to do “nothing less than reinvent retailing on the Internet.” Launched in 2000, its Web site was loaded with leading edge technology at a time when 90% of Internet users had dial-up modems. Apple users need not apply. Boo.com burned through $135 million and flamed out in six months.
* Technology experts generally are not schooled in marketing. Marketing must drive the technology, not vice-versa.
* Before going live with a Web site—or before dropping a direct mailing—try out the transactional elements on outsiders to make sure that they are completely understandable and user-friendly.
* No marketer ever went broke using the K.I.S.S. (“Keep it simple, stupid”) formula.
Web Sites Related to Today's Edition:
“Grey Gardens,” The Musicalhttp://www.greygardensthemusical.com/
“Grey Gardens,” The Film
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073076/
“Boo.com: A Cautionary Tale” by Susan Orenstein
http://tinyurl.com/yvyu2y



