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Famous Last Words : Dismal e-Pitches

October 2009 By Denny Hatch
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#3: Hi Denny, It is no secret the down economy has turned everyone's budgets upside-down. From families to corporations, everyone is looking at the bottom line trying to make cuts. The first thing many companies, especially small companies, cut during tough times is their advertising and public relations line item. But, what many businesses don't realize is this is the worst thing they could do for their bottom line. One PR firm has decided to do something about this by creating the perfect solution to help small businesses succeed during this sluggish and uncertain time.

Julia Hutton, Founder of Orca Communications Unlimited, LLC., a public relations firm, wants to make public relations affordable for every small business by offering a new service called "Nooz Crooze Express™."

Here is a writer clearing his throat, rolling up his sleeves, rubbing his hands together and delivering a very boring minilecture and an introduction.

"Normally, the best lead paragraph for your letter," writes copywriter Pat Friesen, "is buried somewhere in the middle of your first draft copy."

Absolutely true here. The second paragraph started off strong. I was intrigued by Julia Hutton making "public relations affordable for every small business." Great concept.

But I took a powder when I saw what she called the new service: Nooz Crooze Express.

Maybe I'm a fuddy-duddy, but I just could not take this proposition seriously. Sorry, Julia.

Denny Hatch is a freelance direct marketing consultant and copywriter, and author of the e-mail newsletter, Denny Hatch's Business Common Sense. Visit him at www.businesscommonsense.com or www.dennyhatch.com, or contact him via e-mail at dennyhatch@yahoo.com.


 

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Mark copywriter - Posted on December 21, 2009
I never cease to laugh at emails like this. Thanks for the post! In my previous job I was continually emailed by new business development managers who would try and capture my attention using emails that had been copied and pasted and sent to dozens just like me. You really notice when someone takes the time to tailor a pitch for you, and it wins kudos. Cheers!
Rodney - Posted on October 15, 2009
Ha Ha. The name in the last one is hillarious. By the way it might be cool to take one of these messages and improve it to show us all how it's done :)
Jodi Kaplan - Posted on October 14, 2009
Wow, those are pretty awful. A friend sent me one that was even worse. A salesman sent out an email asking people to buy from him so that he could win a trip to Ireland. He got a trip, the client got a $25 gift certificate.
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Mark copywriter - Posted on December 21, 2009
I never cease to laugh at emails like this. Thanks for the post! In my previous job I was continually emailed by new business development managers who would try and capture my attention using emails that had been copied and pasted and sent to dozens just like me. You really notice when someone takes the time to tailor a pitch for you, and it wins kudos. Cheers!
Rodney - Posted on October 15, 2009
Ha Ha. The name in the last one is hillarious. By the way it might be cool to take one of these messages and improve it to show us all how it's done :)
Jodi Kaplan - Posted on October 14, 2009
Wow, those are pretty awful. A friend sent me one that was even worse. A salesman sent out an email asking people to buy from him so that he could win a trip to Ireland. He got a trip, the client got a $25 gift certificate.