Denny’s Daily Zinger: Risqué, Outrageous Business Names

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Back in 1984, when Peggy and I started a newsletter and archive service about junk mail for junk mailers, it took about 30 seconds to come up with a name.
The two criteria:

  • The name should instantly communicate what the business is.
  • We didn’t want my name on it. If we ever sold (for example), “The Hatch Report,” the buyer should not be shackled with my name.

The name we came up with (in 30 seconds): WHO’S MAILING WHAT!

Thirty years later, WHO’S MAILNG WHAT! is still in business.

Risqué Names
What triggered this piece was a New York Times story I found both amusing and puzzling: Risqué Names Reap Rewards for Some Companies,” by John Grossman.

Here were profiles of companies whose owners chose outrageous names:

Only the cupcake baker needs no explanation.

The Upside

  • The names are attention-getting and memorable.
  • The URLs are the company name.

The Possible Downsides

  • Imagine a teacher asking a kid to tell the class the name of her father’s business.
  • Would an entrepreneur with young children buy one of these businesses when it came time to sell?
  • Is a spike-in-the-eye name indicative of the customer service?

Takeaway to Consider

  • Do you know an outrageous company name to share with readers?

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Denny Hatch is the author of six books on marketing and four novels, and is a direct marketing writer, designer and consultant. His latest book is “Write Everything Right!” Visit him at dennyhatch.com.
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  • Tim Orr

    Just today heard a radio spot for a mortgage finance company. (You know the one: their name is a synonym for making something happen faster or an archaic word for bringing something to life.) The have a product called "Mortgage First," and the spokesman says, "The name says it all. " In fact, of course, the name says almost nothing whatsoever. Apparently, they believe that if they say it, that will make it so.

    I’m ambivalent about "Big Ass Fans." The first time I saw one was in a client’s factory. I looked up and thought, "That is one big ass fan!" Sure enough, that was the brand. But it might be difficult to get a prudish purchasing agent to order one, I suppose.