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Denny's Daily Zinger: Am I Losing My Mind?

June 4, 2014 By Denny Hatch
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I recently received an email from Barbara Collura, President/CEO of RESOLVED: The National Infertility Association.

Her lede:

Dear Friend of RESOLVE,

Thank you for becoming part of RESOLVE. When you registered through resolve.org you became part of the RESOLVE community and an organization that is dedicated to improving the lives of women and men during their family building journey. 

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I have never had children. I have never wanted children. I do not like children.

I cannot believe I ever registered with this organization.

Let me share with you a story.

On the three big summer holidays, we have a block party on our little Philly street. Traffic banned. Potluck hot dogs, beer, sodas and salads.

At one of these affairs I found myself standing opposite a bald, white-goateed scientist named Bruce Smith. On my left and right were two women—young moms—talking and talking and talking about their children.

Realizing Bruce and I were being left out of the conversation, one of the women turned to me and said, "Oh, and do you have children, Mr. Hatch?"

"In three marriages I have never had children," I replied. "In fact, I wake up every morning and thank God I'm sterile."

"Denny," Bruce Smith said, "everybody in Philadelphia thanks God you're sterile."

Takeaway to Consider

  • Can it be a marketing ploy of organizations to send welcome letters thanking people for registering when they haven't registered for membership?

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