Denny’s Daily Zinger: When to Fire Designers and Others

Click to enlarge this Food for Tomorrow ad that ran in The New York Times.

Click on the thumbnail in the media player at right.
This was the full-page ad from the August 17th issue of The New York Times Sunday Magazine announcing a food conference.

The name of the event, dates and locale are in light, light, unreadable yellow.

Between the bottom row of photos and the mouse-type agenda in all caps is a subhead so faint it is invisible to the naked eye.

Okay, it’s a house ad for a New York Times event in a New York Times publication, so it costs the Times nothing.

Does It Truly Cost the Times Nothing?

  • It certainly won’t bring in attendees.
  • The organizers and the Times look like jerks.
  • Only diehard foodies would fight through the faint light yellow headlines and mouse-type to figure out what it is, where it is and how to attend.
  • Sponsors—to whom this ad was also addressed—would not go near it. This is the “Amateur Hour.”
  • Who would I fire for perpetrating this catastrophe? The designer, the designer’s supervisor who allowed this atrocity to see print, and the person who okayed the press proof.

Takeaways to Consider

• It’s important to remember that in direct marketing, the word is king. Copy is the architect of the sale. Design and art are strongly supportive interior designers that often set up the sale.

• Because lookers are shoppers while readers are buyers, if you can firmly engage your prospect—and keep him engaged—through reading, you’re on your way to a sale. —Malcolm Decker

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Denny Hatch is the author of six books on marketing and four novels, and is a direct marketing writer, designer and consultant. His latest book is “Write Everything Right!” Visit him at dennyhatch.com.

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Comments
  • cjc

    I can’t believe I actually took any time to read this rant. I’d fire you for being such a cynic with no real value to his opinions. It’s quite sad that a garbage article like this fulfills your requirement of copywriting for the day. You and your editor should be fired.

  • tony the pitiful copywriter

    At least the full page ad had a call to action (what my web partners on The Third Floor call a “CTA”).

    The image is a tad tiny here, but honestly, is there even a picture of FOOD in it?

    I agree, the use of über hip citrus color ink isn’t paying off, that’s for sure. But how about this –– does the ad tell you WHY I should sign up? Am I going to better my business? While I learn anything new? Will I gain some insider advantage? Will I feel sorry while my competitors go to this conference without me? The “just because we’re cool” approach to ads is elitism at its worst. (BTW, I don’t know what cjc’s problem is. I know Denny comes across a little curmudgeonly, but if he doesn’t, then who will? LOL)

  • tony the pitiful copywriter

    Oh wait, it’s about HUNGER? How about a headline about fighting hunger? >

    At least the full page ad had a call to action (what my web partners on The Third Floor call a “CTA”).

    (BTW, I don’t know what cjc’s problem is. I know Denny comes across a little curmudgeonly, but if he doesn’t, then who will? LOL)