Denny’s Daily Zinger: Great Business Model. Blue Serge Ad.
Have a look at The Wall Street Journal ad in the media player at right.
It breaks ALL THE RULES.
The headline: WeatherTech®
Subhead (Deck): Custom Interior Protection for Whatever You Drive
Protection for me or protection for the car?
Illustration: Bullet-proof vests?
- “Your headline should telegraph what you want to say—in simple language. Readers do not stop to decipher the meanings of obscure headlines.”
- “Avoid the hard-to-grasp headline—the headline that requires thought and is not clear at first glance.”
I went to the WeatherTech.com, and it’s a wonderful, textbook niche retail site!
- Click on “START HERE” button
- Give your car’s make, model and year and hit “Submit”
You’ll find all kinds of useful custom-fitted goodies for every make and model from:
- Acura to Volvo
- SmartCar to Rolls-Royce
- 2014 Tesla to 1950 Porsche
floor mats, cargo mats (for the trunk), car cover, auto detailing kit, windshield sunshade, headlight protectors, rooftop carriers, bumper protectors, etc.
- It talks to you about your specific automobile.
- The site creates wants (as well as satisfying needs).
- Order online and save gas and time on a trip to Pep Boys, Goodyear, RockAuto or Napa.
- 10-year guarantee on products. Detailed FAQs. No guesses on your part.
This Wall Street Journal ad is like peeing in blue serge. It makes CEO David MacNeil feel warm all over and nobody notices.
What a sad waste of money.
Denny Hatch is the author of six books on marketing and four novels, and is a direct marketing writer, designer and consultant. His next book will be “Write Everything Right!” Visit him at dennyhatch.com or contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org.